This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize