Porn is love you can see.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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