Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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