Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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