There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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