Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize