How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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