i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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