So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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