Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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