she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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