A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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