Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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