Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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