So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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