My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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