Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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