just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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