Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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