your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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