I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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