Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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