that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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