I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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