He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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