My friends, they love my intelligence
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just had sex on a roof
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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