is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i think i just lost a toe
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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