i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wish I only lived at night.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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