i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
