it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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