Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The air was thick with penises
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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