So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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