so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
love makes seman taste better
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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