Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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