it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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