She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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