I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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