did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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