Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
tell me about the eggs
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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