Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
