Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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