After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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