dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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