i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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