That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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