i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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