actually, I'm a sock model
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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