fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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