Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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