It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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