You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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