He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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