she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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