He kissed a someone with a penis
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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