So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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