You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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