Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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