yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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