Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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