i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
