Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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